Ms. Peter Pan

vidadelaurence:

thetallblacknerd:

I find it comical when women think I care about

Stretchmarks
If one titty is slightly bigger than the other
Birthmarks
Fat areas
Bumps or discoloration
Cellulite
Sweat
Morning breath
Human flaws

If I have you naked in front of me and I am naked too, the only thing on my mind is where am I putting my mouth first

Exactly

(via weloveblackgirls)

mememaster:

was i the only one who never had an allowance and just did things cause my parents said so

(via camel-shit)